Batteries Not Included

by Egocentric Plastic Men

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Recorded at Cardinal Recordings in Norristown, PA.
Produced by Mike Weiser and Egocentric Plastic Men

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released December 21, 2013

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Egocentric Plastic Men Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Formed in October 2010, Egocentric Plastic Men is a Pop-Punk/Alternative rock band from suburban Philadelphia, PA. EPM is currently working on their sophomore album Weeks! Months! Years! due out in February 2017.

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Track Name: Orange You Glad?
Verse:
I'm not a worker, I just pay the taxes
I'm not a hipster, I just wear the glasses
I'm not a fighter, but I'm not a lover
I'm not your enemy but I'm not your brother

Chorus:
I got somethin'
And I got nothin'
I couldn't ask for anything more x2

Verse:
I'm not a winner, but I'm not a loser
I'm not a beggar, but I'm not a chooser
What's in the label? What's in the name?
Just look around yourself, we're all the same

Chorus

Chorus
Track Name: Maybe Next Year, Pal!
Verse:
You got a lot to learn kid, but we'll help you along the way
First you gotta lose this big shot attitude if you wanna stay
Cause you run around like you run this town
Don't forget what you came here for, yeah, you still got a job to do
So you better step it up or you'll leave us no choice but to go on without you
Cause you run around like you run this town

Pre-chorus:
And you'll burn yourself into the ground

Chorus:
They say jealousy's blind, so try to keep at least one eye open
We've got a million words to throw around but only four to be our saving grace
We gave you all the time we had and tried to bite our tongues up until now
And I know it's hard to deal with and you wish that you could stick around
Well maybe next year, pal!

Verse:
You've gone absent without leave son, you're not apart of us anymore
So follow me and I'll help you find your way out the front door
Cause you run around like you run this town

Chorus

Outro:
Well maybe next year, pal!
(two out of three ain't bad)
Well maybe next year, pal!
(two out of three ain't bad)
Well maybe next year, pal!
(two out of three ain't bad)
You're better off left out!
Track Name: Daydream
Verse:
I think I cought myself dreaming again
I gained a lover and lost a friend
I knew she loved me she told me so
I opened my eyes and she let me go

Chorus:
We could be two in one, more than friends
And she could be by my side, hand and hand
It's all in my head but it makes too much sense not to be
She's my daydream

Verse:
My dream always has to come to an end
I lose my lover, I find my friend
She loves me not but I love her so
I open my eyes and she lets me go

Chorus

Bridge:
It's just one of those days, one more joke that life plays
I'm not asleep, but I'm not awake

Chorus
Track Name: Save the Queen
Verse:
I'm not exactly trying to remember you
but you're not too easy to forget, you're not too easy to forget
I really try my hardest to be cool for you
But I'm cooler on the internet, I'm cooler on the internet

Chorus:
Let's make a deal, lets burn a bridge
I promise you we'll never rebuild it
Cross my heart and hope I die, before you get the chance to try and fix whats Broken

Verse:
You say you really wish that we could still be friends
But it's better if you fade away, it's better if you fade away
The thing with animosities it never ends
But it doesn't matter anyway, it doesn't matter anyway

Chorus

Chorus
Track Name: Poison Girl
Verse:
She always seemed to be so flawless
Her sparkling eyes were worth believing
Always lookin' like a princess
But my friend looks can be deceiving

Pre-chorus:
You'll try and run but she'll squeeze you tight
She'll have you trapped in the dark of night
And you'll realize there's no escape

Chorus:
Cause she's a one woman army comin' after your life
gonna kill you with her words cause her tongue's like a knife
And your friends won't be there to save you
You had your chance but you blew it son
Now you're stuck here under the gun
So you better watch out cause her venom's gonna rock your world
Cause she's a poison girl

Verse:
Now she doesn't seem so precious
When you're tied down to your chair
She won't even grant you one last wish
You'll try and scream but no one's there

Chorus

Chorus
Track Name: Patience
Verse:
Do you remember those times we spent?
Do you remember those three words you said?
'Cause all I can wonder is what did I do
To find myself so close to losing you?

Chorus:
I'll stay right here, I'll wait for you
Please come home now, we'll make it through
Give me your lips, show me your face
And save me with one last embrace

Verse:
Do you still think of me the way I think of you?
Do you still wear that smile that says, "I love you too,"?
'Cause all I can wonder is where would I be
If you hadn't been there to be there for me?

Chorus

Bridge:
This could be my last chance to make you mine
I've tried to move on, but you're one of a kind
I need you now, so please come home tonight
And let me know that it will be alright

Chorus

Outro:
This could be my last chance to make you mine
I've tried to move on, but you're one of a kind
I need you now, so please come home tonight
And let me know that it will be alright
Track Name: To Whom It May Concern
Verse:
You make me crazy with the things you do to me
I get more lost with every single thing I see
I'm calling out for you, but no one seems to hear
You're playing mind games and it's killing me, my dear

Chorus:
Use me, use me, take all you can get
'Cause I'm so user friendly, I can't live without regret
If ignorance is happiness, I guess you're doing fine
But I get burned every time you put me on the line

Verse:
The silence comforts me, it lets me know you're there
But when you speak, your words remind me you don't care
My life is full of shame and my whole world's a mess
First comes the fear and oh my dear, you know the rest

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